Abusive goal umpires

I umpired a preliminary final on Sunday - Hobart beat Clarence by 4 points in a very close game. However, after the game I was told by a goal umpire (in reference to my abs of steel) "you've got more rolls than Banjos". Hmmm. I could go in to much detail on my abdominal region... but I won't. In fact, I think I've already said too much.