How I met Anise: Part 4

In this episode we see our heroes failing to put their powers to good use, leaving the coal industry to pick up the tab...

As I considered bygones, I noted that:

The fundamental element of our "clicking" was, is and has always been a common flaw: the flaw of over-competence, competence to change the world and leave it, different, some would say unusually sexier, or romantic, or just plain hot. Some people attribute this to an increase in greenhouse gases. But here it is, I reveal the truth: our combined hotness is the cause of global warming...

Whereas Anise was far more positive in his reminiscences:

I collect Molesks therefore i am..are the words of sir richard mcnugget who professed his love for irony at the age of 5 when his body began to undergo a unique transformation "i feel like a man...but my subtle breasts beg to differ". Spasmodamorphism..The transforming power of spastic thoughts or movements. Why doth the tea cosie silently judge me..

Stay posted for Part 5 where we see us put McNugget back in his place and finally see some good come out of the absurd...