Honours Project

Let me tell you about my uni project for this year. It's on HPV... no that's not human papiloma virus, it's human powered vehicles.

I have two ideas.

First, to get people, cut them up into small pieces and dry them out, and then burn them as fuel. We could easily set up a basic steam engine. To be able to say "This machine is running on Smith" or "Yeah, I only use Doe" would be kind of...

Ok, second idea is to harness the female jaw. I envision this machine creating land speed records. By placing a male in the car, it will ensure that he will not be able to get two words in edge-ways courtesy of the engine.

Very powerful.

Feel free to post any other ideas.