Drugs in sport

Umpired at Dodges Ferry - they were playing Triabunna. Dammit, I am meant to be workin... Anyway, some bloke thought I was carrying a pipe in my sock, but alas, it was merely a pen. He still thought he'd try to sell me some weed - we kinda got chattin after I asked him to get his dog off the field. Maybe I should suggest to AFL Tasmania that they enforce searches of all cars that try to enter football venues across the state. Maybe call Crimestoppers too.

I was chattin to Jolly online before - he told me had to leave cos he had to wash his hair. Freakin hell. I didn't even try to ask him out. It's a bit feminine really Mike.

And Jonnie is winning the mattress shenanigan hypothesis contest to date. Get those entries rolling.