How I met Anise: Part 6

So where are we now? We have come from McNugget's defeat and the saving of a lass. Today, Anise explains in vivid detail the effect of the VHS and penguin activity... not to mention a little personification and pontification coming from the voice of a much maligned corn cob.

Over to Anise:

Twas soon after that signs of prosperity came to bear, with penguin activity at its highest in 30 years, humanity again rejoyced as it had done when VHS pushed forward victotious over its arch nemesis BETAMAX. The soft slew moisened unto a gooses hoof as the mist rolled in and again the children watched as cans of corn lay awake in the blistering sun, "i am...i am". Smear my face in butter and sculpt the word "superflous" out of igneous rock, whilst hailing the rowcroft and its inhabitants.


Stay tuned for Episode 7: Anise and I don't quite see eye to eye...