How I met Anise: Part 7
In this episode, Anise and my lack of common sight becomes evident. I am narrating:
But I failed to heed as my retinas had failed to reform. I walked with a cane and gradually learnt to whack those igneous corn cobs in a dubiously unintentional fashion. The Pertl-meister, however, would never believe that I was blind, mad and madly blind and blindly mad, he couldn't believe that one of my other personalities was completely sane, and that a third personality was quite melancholy. It was unfathomable... but it was true.
Next time on How I met Anise: Anise bumbles into a random soliloque...
But I failed to heed as my retinas had failed to reform. I walked with a cane and gradually learnt to whack those igneous corn cobs in a dubiously unintentional fashion. The Pertl-meister, however, would never believe that I was blind, mad and madly blind and blindly mad, he couldn't believe that one of my other personalities was completely sane, and that a third personality was quite melancholy. It was unfathomable... but it was true.
Next time on How I met Anise: Anise bumbles into a random soliloque...
posted by BSJ-rom at 11:57 am
4 Comments:
I think these are getting just a little too abstract...
hey, have you noticed you like references to vegetables?
It's not called "The rantings of a madman" for nothing...
Phil, are you saying that my mind has the iq of a corn cob (or less)?
I'm blaming Anise for the vegie references - but I did buy dad a very funky book called "violent veg" which you drop everything to find and read and treasure.
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