Day 1

Well, I've finished day 1. It saw me get through some basic stuff. But the biggest news is that the place is a veritable rabbit warren. All we need now is rabbits. Interestingly, when I went down to the security dude in the basement, I noticed a phone number on the wall for a dog-catcher... Interesting. Rabid dogs racing through the hallways, bared teeth, leaving a path of glistening slobber; I can see it now.

At least my photo id is better than my driver's licence photo.